nprfreshair:

If you don’t have a corkscrew, but you do have a shoe, an unopened bottle of wine, and several opened bottles of wine inside of you, you’re going to be okay.

(Here’s a more sober take on the process).

NPR teaches me such useful things!

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  1. andidigress reblogged this from nprfreshair and added:
    THINGS I NEED TO KNOW.
  2. whenwetalkaboutlust reblogged this from nprfreshair and added:
    French. incroyable!
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  4. meganwilly reblogged this from nprfreshair and added:
    the “more sober take” is informative...funny! definitely need
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  8. rockcollections reblogged this from nprfreshair and added:
    NPR teaches me such useful things!
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  10. palindromese reblogged this from nprfreshair and added:
    [good to know I won’t...wine opener to TSA…]
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  14. grrlsailorr reblogged this from nprfreshair and added:
    this looks like something i would try -___-
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    Take notes, people.
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